Never Take Marital Advice from a Guy Named "Cubby"

By Sniffles

We cats are still catching our breath from the incredibly weird Mark Sanford press conference.

What IS it with Republicans? Not only are they hypocrites about sex, but why do they constantly feel they can just skate through stuff? We can think of lots of people — regular, hard-working Americans — who would never dream of vanishing from work without telling their staff or colleagues how to reach them.

In fact, if they did, they'd be fired.

People of South Carolina — take the hint!

P.S. Note to news media: When covering this story, please refrain from quoting anything from "Evita." Even if Sanford said he'd spent the last few days, um, crying down in you-know-where. Thank you.

UPDATE: OMG, these Sanford e-mails are beyond embarrassing. However, we cats are repulsed most by the hypocrisy. Have any Republicans seen the movie "Elmer Gantry"? Ye will be hoisted on your own holier-than-thou sexual petard, guys. And that doesn't even begin to touch on the subject of whether the people's business has been getting done in South Carolina lately.

FINAL THOUGHT FOR TONIGHT: According to the standards of then-Congressman (now Senator) Lindsay Graham of South Carolina, such consensual adult behavior — and, um, lying about it — absolutely disqualifies one for elective office. Just ask Bill Clinton. So — where are the articles of impeachment against Governor Mark Sanford?

We cats are NOT holding our breath.