Dear Right Wing: You're Grounded

By Sniffles

Although felines are expert jumpers, we blogger cats try to refrain from leaping to conclusions. But it seems pretty clear that some white supremacist moron opened fire at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum today and killed a security guard there.

To which we say, okay, that's it. Time to do the thing that the right-wing nutbags most fear.

Take the guns away.

It's sort of like parents confiscating the car keys — only more serious, of course. The "From My Cold Dead Hand" crowd clearly is not mature enough to handle all the responsibilities that go with the Second Amendment. If doctors who provide legal healthcare services and Holocaust Museum security guards can get shot dead by fringe fanatics within two weeks of one another, why should we wait for something else to happen?

Sorry, right-wing haters, but we can't think of any other solution. We're writing to Attorney General Holder today.

Oh, and another thing — you all owe Janet Napalitano an apology.