By BaxterTomorrow might be a busy day, so to be on the safe side, we cats decided to share a few thoughts now.
The U.S. Open is getting rained out. Big deal. We're sorry, but we just don't give a damn about golf.
The accused Miami cat killer has been released pending trial. If we hear of any more murdered felines while he's out, we're going to be really, really mad.
Remember all the brouhaha over the Democratic pollster who said that African Americans and Hispanics traditionally don't vote for one another? How long ago all that seems — especially now that racists like Rush Limbaugh are doing all they can to push both groups out of the GOP and into each others' arms. (Vacuum cleaners, good God!)
Note to PETA: We know you guys love us non-humans, but — getting upset about a squished fly? You're making idiots of yourselves.
Speaking of idiots, what sane newspaper would can Dan Froomkin and keep Charles Krauthammer? HISS!
And — oh, no. We're hearing bad things about the health of Walter Cronkite. Think good thoughts.
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