Chicks

By Baxter

Some lamebrain in Alaska has filed suit in Juneau with the usual anti-Obama birther demands (*yawn*). But this time, there's an interesting twist: The suit also alleges that Nancy Pelosi is ineligible to serve in public office.

Why? Because Pelosi is a woman.

"There are no provisions in the Constitution of the United States that grants women 'political rights' of suffrage to hold any political office of the United States government," the lawsuit states.

Hmmm. That would not only single out Pelosi, but all the female officeholders across the country. And if we cats are remembering correctly, not so long ago, this lawsuit-bringing Alaskan had a female Governor himself.

So we have a question or two for that former Governor: Since you recently rushed to do a photo-op with the homophobes at Chick-fil-A, ma'am, will you do one with your former constituent, this birther guy? After all, he wants Obama out of the White House, and so do you.

No? Why not?

We cats think that the many ways they hate is starting to tie Republicans up in knots. Which is just one of the reasons we're glad we're Democrats. See, Democrats think that equal rights should be granted to all Americans — even idiots like birther guys and Sarah Palin.