Sunday, July 8, 2012

No Surprises

By Zamboni

Hot weather makes us cats even more nap-prone than usual. (But as we write this, we hear thunder, so we think the game-changing severe storms may be on their way.)

Meanwhile, funny thing — there are news items that have the same soporific effect. Here they are.

The ever-hysterical Rancid Pieface is claiming that the world will end if Willard Mitt Romney loses in November. What a nancy (as the Brits would say).

Allen West has said something stupid about slavery again.

The Supreme Court is deeply divided. Gee, ya think?

Roger Federer won Wimbledon.

Finally, our favorite: John Boehner says "the American people probably aren't going to fall in love with Mitt Romney." Biggest dog-bites-man story since Anderson Cooper came out of the closet. We cats are going back to our nap.

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