Friday, July 27, 2012

Woe Is Willard: Post-London Edition

By Zamboni

As Silly Willy (our new name for the hapless Willard Mitt Romney) flees London for the welcoming arms of Benjamin Netanyahu, we cats have a few suggestions for the Israeli press.

Should Romney be foolish enough to give another press conference while he's in Israel, here are three questions you guys can ask him:

Governor, the Mormon Church has been posthumously baptizing Jews killed in the Holocaust, continuing to do so even though asked to stop. Could you please comment on this practice, and explain why Jewish voters in America should support you in light of it?

Governor, do you agree or disagree with the Republican Party's position that the United States was founded as a Christian nation?

Finally, Governor, can you explain why, of 39 Jewish members of the House and Senate of the United States, only one of them is a Republican?

No comments: