Sunday, July 1, 2012

Inhofe's Snow Job

By Sniffles

We cats have never understood why, on days like today, Democratic demonstrators don't stand outside climate-change-denier and infamous igloo-builder James Inhofe's Senate office, and scream at him about global warming.

Wait — on second thought, we do understand. See, we Democrats are intelligent, and we realize that a record snowfall no more invalidates climate change than a strong heat wave confirms it. Still and all, summers used to be cooler back when we were kittens. And we pay attention when scientists raise red flags like this.

So we cats HISS at Inhofe and at all shortsighted Republicans who bend over backwards to deny global warming just because Al Gore won a Nobel for warning us about it.

(In the meantime, Happy Canada Day. We hope that Canadian kids will still be able to skate on outdoor hockey rinks in 50 years.)

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