Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Cat Fight! Liz Cheney vs. Mike Enzi

By Zamboni

Wow, the daughter of the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived (If Indeed He Were A Person) has announced her candidacy for the US Senate from Wyoming — the same day that the Cowboy State's incumbent Republican Senator, Mike Enzi, has announced his. As Rick Perry would say, oops.

We cats are having a hard time seeing a downside to this. Liz tossing her SS helmet into the ring means that a wad of Rocky Mountain GOP money will now have to go to Wyoming instead of Montana and South Dakota. And a bunch of other states — like North Carolina or Iowa — could get shortchanged by the RSCC, too.

As if that weren't fun enough, this cat fight is sure to expand to include ambitious young whipper-snappers like Rand Paul, who has already taken Enzi's side.

Wyoming Democrats, the ball's in your court. Please nominate somebody, in case both of these scrapping Republican candidates completely self-immolate. In the meantime, we cats PURR.

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