We cats were very pleased with our Democratic gubernatorial candidate yesterday. At his first debate with Republican Ken Cuccinelli (who never met a fetus he didn't like), Terry McAuliffe said that Cootchy's neanderthal stands on women's and social issues made it difficult to recruit professional women from Silicon Valley to come work in Northern Virginia's tech corridor.
We cats PURR — because that's exactly what our owner said when she guest-posted on Friday over at The Rude Pundit. Terry, you have great taste in blogs!
But back to the debate. Not only was it a good one for our nominee, it was a not-so-good one for the Cootch — who, we remind you, was rammed down the GOP's throat by ducking a primary. (Even Washington Post right-wing airhead Jennifer Rubin thought that was a bad idea.)
First, Cootchy had to spend precious debate time saying he thought Governor "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell should consider resigning. Ouch! Then, he had to admit that in addition to denying women their reproductive rights, he also hates gays. Yes, he repeated, those darn homosexuals are "soulless" and "self-destructive."
We cats will cut Cootchy this much slack: If he was talking about Ken Mehlman, he was onto something. Kenny Boy, who helped elect the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived in 2004 by demonizing gay people — and probably inspiring a suicide or two in the process — is one of the most soulless people we know.
Maybe we'll get a chance to tell him so, when he comes to Virginia to campaign for the Cootch. What, you say? He's not? Well! Kenny Boy Mehlman might not be "self-destructive" after all — if he doesn't hang around with losers. We cats PURR.
(PHOTO: Saturday's debate. Who looks happy?)
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