Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Memo To Liz Cheney: Avoid Cliches Like The Plague

By Baxter

Who is advising Liz Cheney? Her Senate campaign announcement video doesn't have an original thought in it. 

Here's just a snippet. (Fair warning: We cats are expert nappers, so if you're operating heavy machinery, we advise you to stop reading now. But if you're having trouble sleeping these days, dive right in.)

"We can get our nation back on track... President Obama and his liberal allies will try to stop us every step of the way. But if we fail to take up this challenge... our very freedoms will be at risk... I believe deeply in the values that have made our state and our nation great...  [I]t is necessary for a new generation of leaders to step up to the plate... [W]e can no longer afford simply to go along to get along. We can’t continue business as usual in Washington... [W]e are taxed more than enough already... Wyoming needs a strong voice in Washington, someone who knows how to get things done and isn’t afraid to fight for what’s right."
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We cats *snore.*

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