"Your Winnings, Sir"

By Sniffles

Really? We're supposed to be shocked that:

• Liz Cheney is getting creamed by Mike Enzi in the polls?
• Halliburton destroyed evidence in the Gulf oil spill?
• Obamacare might actually work?
• Rand Paul is dangerous?
• Nobody likes Larry Summers?
• Steve King is a racist?

We cats have news: There's gambling going on in Rick's Cafe Americain in Casablanca.