Monday, January 13, 2014

Books 1, Beacham 0 (and Delgaudio = Dumb)

By Miss Kubelik

Why do we cats not believe a word Eugene Delgaudio says?

"Who?" We'll explain. Eugene Delgaudio is the Sterling District member of the Board of Supervisors in Loudon County, Virginia. He is a Republican and — as you might expect these days — a right-wing nutcase. And he just nominated another whackjob, Andrew Beacham, to the Loudon County library Board of Trustees.

This nomination caused a stir, because in addition to Mr. Beacham's other distasteful qualities, he once tore pages out of a Koran during a demonstration outside the White House. Seems that Delgaudio didn't see a problem with putting a destroyer of books in charge of, well, books. But now pressure has come to bear, and with Delgaudio poised to withdraw his name, Beacham has done him one better and resigned.

Beacham is an idiot. But we're beginning to think he's a tad smarter than Eugene Delgaudio, who swears up and down that he didn't realize that Andrew was Andrew. "I appointed somebody I should've known was active in the national political sphere," he protested. "I didn't know."

Eugene, welcome to the Internet. Or, better yet, Twitter. We cats HISS.

(IMAGE: The Cat Site. "Hey! There's a page missing here!")

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