Thursday, January 23, 2014

The State Of The McDonnells

By Miss Kubelik

News flash on Virginia's newly indicted former Republican Governor, "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell: T-Bob turned down an offer from federal prosecutors that would have let his squeezing. wrenching, grasping, clutching, covetous cheerleader wife off the legal hook.

How very interesting. Not because we cats think that Maureen is the sole culprit in L'Affaire McDonnell, but because under the offered deal, T-Bob would only have had to plead to a single count of felony fraud. A lot simpler than both of them getting hauled up on 14 charges. Hm!

On the eve of their arraignment — which these self-entitled people tried and failed to put off — we cats are now wondering which McDonnell will rat out the other McDonnell first.

We also were thinking that once everything is said and done, they might end up getting a divorce. But given their sorry financial state, we doubt T-Bob and the grifter could afford to split up and live apart. Maybe Maureen will move in with one of the daughters. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: The one dress that Jonnie Williams didn't buy. We cats are reminded that former US First Lady Rosalynn Carter bought her inaugural ball gown off the rack in 1971 in Americus, Georgia. Mrs. Carter's lack of pretension — especially in light of Maureen McDonnell's pathetic greed — is, in hindsight, refreshing.)

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