Thursday, January 9, 2014

"Mistakes Were Made"

By Miss Kubelik

What a fun morning! Watching Chris Christie belatedly fake-apologize to everyone except the reporters whom he mocked and abused for pursuing the George Washington Bridge closure story is a truly hilarious experience.

We can't help but notice Christie's careful, Reaganesque use of the passive tense in certain areas, as well as his silly assertion that this event is not the work environment he's striven to create. Of course it is.

"Blindsided"? "No knowledge or involvement"? If you believe that, we cats have a bridge in New Jersey we can close for you.

UPDATE: "I am not a bully" has eerie but amusing echoes of "I am not a crook." Coincidentally, Richard Nixon was born 101 years ago today. Happy birthday, Tricky Dick! Your political heirs are obviously alive and well, and you must be very proud.

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