It just won't stop monsooning here in Virginia, but we agree with our newly sworn-in Governor that we've rarely seen a nicer day. It's good to be Cootchy-free.
And now, please, can we have our Transvaginal Bob McDonnell indictment? The election's over, the transition is over, and it's time for the feds to get on the stick and do what they were ready to do last month.
Do we cats seem greedy? Please forgive us. It's just that after four years of Virginia's chief executive pretending slavery didn't exist and trying to shove ultrasound wands up the women of Virginia, we think it's high time that Transvaginal Bob and his squeezing, wrenching, grasping cheerleader wife get their just deserts.
Oh, and we forgot to mention the fact that our now-former (hooray!) attorney general, Ken "Fetuses Are Better Than Real Babies" Cuccinelli, had to recuse himself from the McDonnell case due to a conflict of interest — forcing the state to hire a law firm (and us taxpayers to foot the bill). It may not be as attention-grabbing as shilling for Antabloc or dictating women's private healthcare decisions, but it's just as maddening.
Ah, well — we cats will let nothing, not even the weather, darken our moods today. We'll just sound a note of caution to the taxpayers of the state of New Jersey: If you get the attorney general Chris Christie wants you to have, be ready to pay for some pretty expensive legal fees yourself.
(PHOTO: Richmond Times-Dispatch)
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