"Tomorrow's Front Page Is Whatever The Managing Editor Drove Past On His Way To Work"

Chris Christie to the press, January 9, 2014:

“I have had no contact with David Wildstein in a long time, a long time, well before the election. You know, I could probably count on one hand the number of conversations I’ve had with David since he worked at the Port Authority. I did not interact with David.”

Photo obtained by The Wall Street Journal (above):

"Governor Chris Christie is seen with David Wildstein, in red tie, on September 11, 2013, before a ceremony on the 12th anniversary of the 2001 World Trade Center attacks in Manhattan...September 11 was the third day of the lane closures in Fort Lee, New Jersey."

(We cats think maybe it was a bad idea to create a traffic jam that made Journal editors late for work. Any takers on that?)