Tomorrow's going to be a busy day in the world of politics, but we have to tell you, today was no slouch. Here are some thoughts we coolly entertained while Washington steamed in 90-degree heat.
Ugh, it seemed like every time we turned around we were seeing the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived (If Indeed He Were A Person) and his despicable daughter. The only thing more revolting today was the fact that the Worst Person's fellow war criminal was unveiling her official portrait at the State Department. (We're not yet sure if Condi's picture took 40 pounds off her the way Maureen McDonnell's did.)
Jonathan Capehart has just discovered something we've known for ages: If the Republicans take the Senate, they'll try to impeach President Obama. (Never mind for what.) Goodness gracious, Jonathan dear, where have you been? But since the I-word has already been raised by current GOP office holders, we think that Republican allies like Tom Donahue at the US Chamber of Commerce should be asked about this, every single day, from now to November. Somehow we don't picture big business and Wall Street making a lot of money if the GOP tears the country apart.
Terry Bradshaw is an idiot, but he's absolutely right about what Dan Snyder is going to have to eat.
And if those rednecks down in Mississippi hate government so much, let's take all their federal money back.
Finally, it's only Wednesday, but we have a favorite quote of the week: "Hello, Mr. Squirrel, how are you?" (Hillary Clinton talking to a GOP flunky in a animal costume.) This is something you could say to a lot of Republicans, every day. We cats PURR.
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I am utterly depressed to learn that Condoleeze Rice will have a portrait at the State Department. Has it become a rogue's gallery? I cannot understand why we give so much respect and honor to war criminals.
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