By Zamboni
We cats haven't shopped at a Target store since the company's late, unlamented former CEO gave $150,000 to a Republican gay hater running for Governor of Minnesota.
So we really don't feel bad for Tar-jay now that they've been invaded by a loony organization called "Open Carry Texas." These lovely gents, for example, are proudly strutting around what looks like the party-supply aisle with their assault rifles. Betcha they feel like men!
It's amusing that the NRA, which originally called OCT "not neighborly," has had to bow and scrape and backtrack like crazy. But whatever else may be swirling around in the political maelstrom known as Gun Lovers' World, you still won't find us cats inside a Target store any time soon.
We weren't tempted when Gregg Steinhafel resigned last month — so we sure aren't changing our minds now that we could round a corner and run into a loser with an AK-47.
Sorry, Target! Your stupid homophobic former CEO, your irresponsible data breach, and your duplicity about being a socially responsible corporation drove us away first. Now, these Second Amendment nutcases have sealed the deal. We cats PURR.
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