Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Whacko GOP Base Hates Government, So Eric Cantor Has To Die

By Zamboni

Okay, not literally, but figuratively. One of the Republican "Young Guns" has been, um, politically gunned down.

Will Boehner retire now like he was planning to, we wonder? (Oh, come on. You know that he was. After he was re-elected in 2014, John was going to abandon the people of Cincinnati and slip away to his cigarettes and Merlot.)

We cats were feeling kind of bummed these last few days about everything that's been happening in Virginia — but now, with the GOP in dire turmoil, we're putting on a happy face. Grey skies are gonna clear up! We cats PURR.

(UPDATE: We cats are also wondering if this stunning development will further embolden the teabags in this month's Mississippi Senate runoff. Certainly it's given the establishment a fresh case of the willies. There is nothing bad about this.)

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