Friday, January 16, 2015

An American In Paris (But Not Swiftly)

By Zamboni

Secretary of State John Kerry is visiting Paris! He's laying wreaths, making speeches in French, and has gone to the Elysee Palace to hug Francois Hollande. He even brought James Taylor with him! By all accounts, the French are thrilled.

But we cats are still annoyed. Just as with the repugnant Swift Boat liars in 2004, John Kerry has responded late. So we HISS at the same time we PURR.

No comments: