Just a few days away from being (we hope) hauled off to the hoosegow, convicted Republican criminal "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell is whining to the media about how sad he is.
We cats normally love reading about T-Bob and his well-deserved travails. But it still makes us hack up a hairball when, like all right-wing Christian jackasses, Bob insists on striking the martyr pose — telling supporters that he has "borne my cross through this long, dark walk in the valley."
Bob, in other words, compares himself to history's most celebrated cross-bearer. Gag us.
We'd like to remind Bob that Jesus of Nazareth was innocent of the charges brought against him, but tortured and executed anyway. Transvaginal Bob, on the other hand, is guilty, guilty, guilty. You don't get to "bear a cross" after you've accepted the bribes, enjoyed the vacations, posed with the Rolex, and driven the Italian sportscar. We're sorry, but you just don't.
Yes, we know that Jesus famously forgave a transgressor with the admonition "Go, and sin no more." But someone as self-righteous and judgmental as Transvaginal Bob should not have sinned so badly in the first place. So there. We cats HISS.
(IMAGE: "What Would Jesus Drive?")
1 comment:
All your posts are great. But anything you write about Transvaginal Bob is especially brilliant. I live in fear that some cronie judge will give this slimeball and his
equally slimey wife a light sentence
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