Well, the good news is that Judge Spencer has thrown the book at Transvaginal Bob McDonnell. The bad news is that it was a Big Little Book, while we cats were hoping it would be a set of the Encyclopedia Britannica.
Two measly years for corrupting the Old Dominion's highest office is not only not a "meaningful sentence," but pretty much an outrage. Unlike the judge, we cats were not moved by the mewlings of McDonnell's immature children, his past military service, or the misguided few Democrats who were persuaded to say nice things about him.
Still and all, it looks like T-Bob and the "cross he has borne" will be hoosegow-bound come February 9. Which is cause for celebration. Just think of everything he'll miss before he gets out: His daughters could have more babies. (More Republicans... brrrrr.) His sons could rack up a few dozen more DUI arrests. And of course he'll be AWOL for the next Presidential election. (We assume that as a convicted felon, he'll be unable to vote.)
And oh, one more thing. While Judge Spencer did a big eye-roll at the "It's All Maureen's Fault" argument, he did say that the greedy cheerleader was the one who "allowed the serpent into the mansion."
You know, for millennia, the Christian religion has let Adam off the hook and blamed Eve for Original Sin. We wonder if Maureen will get the same treatment come February 20. We cats HISS and PURR.
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