Thursday, September 3, 2015

Off To The Big House

By Miss Kubelik

Wow! When we cats said Kim Davis should be hauled off to the hoosegow, we had no idea that US District Judge David L. Bunning — appointed by the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived, by the way — would actually do it. We figured he'd slap her with a fine or something (or just slap her, which would be great).

But today, the multi-married county-clerk-who-won't-do-her-job was taken away to be fitted for an orange jumpsuit. Hope they have it in a size 18.

Of course, the only down side is that jail time will probably increase the asking price for her book-and-movie deal, but even if that comes to pass, we're rooting for an openly gay actress to play her. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell will be available.

Meanwhile, while Davis racks up the martyr points behind bars, we're wondering if, in her checkered past, she's ever asked for a court order against one of her many ex-husbands — say, a restraining order or an enforcement of child support — and if so, how she would have felt if the court had refused on the basis of religious convictions. Just sayin'. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: The ever-fabulous Hope Emerson and her girl prisoners in Caged [1950])

2 comments:

The Cranky Copywriter said...

You will note from this photo, which I assume is from the film "Caged", that all the inmates are more attractive than Kim Davis.
Even the butch matron (Hope Emerson) is more attractive than Davis. One can only hope that she is thrown into a holding cell with two very angry lesbians to whom she refused a marriage license.

The Cat's Meow said...

Yes, we credited the film (one of our faves) and you are so right about Hope Emerson's looks!