Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Popes Meet With All Sorts Of Horrible People

By Baxter

Kim Davis's "lawyer," a Bible-thumping geek named "Mat" Staver, says that Kim and her "Hee-Haw" refugee husband secretly met with Pope Francis in Washington. Is it true? The Vatican isn't saying, which is interesting. But if they did fly out to see Frankie, we hope that Joe Davis dressed better than this.

We've also noticed that Staver is claiming the Frankie-Kimmie encounter occurred on the first leg of the Pope's trip. That, too, is interesting, since for the rest of his visit Francis was not exactly holding back on subjects like climate change, immigration and the death penalty. Yet, despite an alleged hush-hush confab with Davis, his remarks about marriage and the family remained much more nuanced. Chalk one more up for Frankie as canny politician. (And the Freepers must be furious.)

Well, we're sure "The Vat Pack" is hard on the heels of this story. Until we hear more, we'll have no further comment beyond bending a few lyrics from an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical about another famous Argentine: "Things aren't all that bad, she met with the Pope / She got a papal decoration and a kindly word / We wouldn't say that Frank gave Kim Davis the bird / But the Rowan County-Vatican axis hasn't much hope." We cats PURR.

UPDATE: A Vatican spokesman has caved and confirmed the Frankie-Fatso meeting, saying cryptically, "I do not deny that the meeting took place, but I have no comments to add." That falls somewhere between a weak-smile endorsement and a brush-off. Hm!

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