Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Find The Key To The Panic Room

By Hubie and Bertie

We cats know that the wildly corrupt Administration now in Washington constitutes a national emergency. This November, we will #VoteBlueNoMatterWho. But on the cusp of tonight's Democratic debate in Las Vegas, let us make something perfectly clear.

Bernie Sanders is next-to-last on our list of candidates. (The person on the bottom is the only one for whom we would unequivocally not vote. But that person isn't getting the Democratic nomination, so it's not important.)

Why is Bernie where he is? We'll refrain from re-fighting 2016 and just tell you why we object to him now.

A 78-year-old socialist is never going to win an American Presidential election. Especially not a 78-year-old socialist who refuses to release his medical records after having had a heart attack last year.

And most especially not a 78-year-old who has lied — and had to walk back — statements about another 78-year-old candidate's health.

If Bernie Sanders gets the Democratic nomination, we'll vote for him. But he'll lose 40-plus states, the Republicans will hold the Senate, and we could possibly lose the House as well.

By then, we might as all start looking for rockets to another planet, because ours will be doomed. We cats HISS.

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