Saturday, February 25, 2023

Dear Mr. Adams, You Are Obnoxious And Disliked.

By Baxter

The creator of the comic strip "Dilbert" has self-defenestrated, and it's glorious to see. Scott Adams has been dancing up against the boundaries of acceptance for so long now that it's kind of a jolt to realize that he's committed professional suicide at last. But he has.

Adams went off on a racist rant in response to a Rasmussen poll that asked silly questions about whether it was "okay" to be white. Now, any sophisticated political observer would already know that Rasmussen polls are Republican-skewing and garbage. So it seems to us that Adams was just tired of playing the game, and finally decided to end it all with a bunch of nonsense tweets about how white Americans should "get the hell away from Black people." 

Adams was already on the ropes with his support for Benedict Donald and his opposition to COVID vaccines. Might as well finish the job, right?

Anyway, here are our predictions:

  • Trump will woo him hard for a 2024 endorsement.
  • He will be a speaker at the GOP convention.
  • He will be signed as a frequent contributor to Fox "News," OANN, Newsmax or any of the other Nazi Party organs.
  • Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and the other right-wing snowflakes will stampede one another to decry anti-Adams wokeism. There may be injuries in the process.
  • Karine will deftly take him down from the White House podium.

That last one will make us cats PURR.

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