Monday, February 20, 2023

Surprise!

By Zamboni

President Biden paid an unexpected visit to Ukraine today, and the Trumpsters are big mad. Specifically, the person with the three names to whom Jamie Raskin generously refers as "the gentle lady from Georgia" (never have we heard a courtesy title wielded with such contempt).

The so-called gentle lady then followed up with a torrent of tweets demanding the breakup of the United States. Now, we couldn't care less what she says, because she's ridiculous and it's all performative. But going forward, no Republican should have an interview in which the reporter does not ask if he or she agrees.

Meanwhile, Dark Brandon sure pulled it off, didn't he? You have to take a moment to appreciate how risky it was to go into a war zone with no American boots on the ground. (On the other hand, Joe Biden finds it difficult to resist train trips.) He's not only upstaging Putin, he's given us all the opportunity to remember the humiliating images of Benedict Donald's trip to Helsinki in 2018. You love to see it. We cats PURR.

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