Friday, June 10, 2011

A Palin Prediction

By Zamboni

We cats feel for those poor journalists who have trucked up to Juneau. They're stuck reading 25,000 printed e-mails written by the most illiterate Republican perhaps ever. That's because the current Governor of Alaska, responding to a FOIA request from three years ago, decided to release Sarah Palin's e-mails in the most inaccessible and cumbersome format possible.

Nevertheless, while members of the Fourth Estate are killing themselves to review the thousands and thousands of incoherent, syntax-challenged messages from the infamous quitter, we cats have a prediction.

One of the productive lines of investigations will not be former Governor Palin's travel expenses. Instead, it will be all the time she spent at home in Wasilla, or out of state, running for Vice President.

Before she resigned, Sarah Palin served as Governor of Alaska for 18 months. If you add up the days that she actually worked — and didn't stay at home watching wedding shows, or wasn't traveling the campaign trail, accusing Barack Obama of being a terrorist — she probably spent all of about three months running the least populous state in the country.

This makes her, unquestionably, the most qualified GOP nominee for the most powerful elected position in the world.

You betcha.

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