Monday, December 26, 2011

2012 Stuff To Do

By Miss Kubelik

Some people make a New Year's resolution to stop procrastinating. As superior beings, we cats will make those folks feel even more inadequate by trotting out our 2012 resolutions now. Why wait till Saturday? Here goes:

Volunteer for the Obama/Kaine/Connolly campaigns in Virginia. Yes, we hate going door to door and calling people up and all that, but we know what must be done. (In short, the kind of campaign fundamentals that Newt Gingrich didn't do.)

Write to John F. Harris and Jim VandeHei at POLITICO and tell them they must give all staff a special seminar on the correct use of "lie" and "lay." Mandatory attendance; no exceptions; pop quiz two days later. All who fail will get fired.

Take Andrew Sullivan with a larger grain of salt.

Make a clown college prediction for the Iowa caucuses. (Check us out next weekend.)

Give money to Elizabeth Warren for U.S. Senate in Massachusetts; Tammy Duckworth for Congress in Illinois' 8th District; and the Wisconsin Democratic Party for the Scott Walker Recall. (And probably more, but that's our list right now.)

Sit in more baskets of hot laundry.

Give up catnip. (Just kidding on that last one.)

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