Friday, December 30, 2011

The Books of Romney

By Baxter

So one of Willard Mitt Romney's draft-dodging sons, faced with the question about whether his father should make his tax returns public, made the mistake of joking in turn that President Obama should release his birth certificate.

We cats have news for this little jerk: The President released his long-form birth certificate earlier this year — days, in fact, before he killed Osama bin Laden.

The President's citizenship thus established, we have one question for the Romney clan: Do you not want the Mormon Church to know how much Mitt is really worth? Because the last we checked, you were supposed to tithe 10 percent of your income to them.

Just wondering.

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