Yes, we cats know that we said we wouldn't write about "Herb" Cain again. But now that he's "suspended" his silly Presidential campaign — which means that he can still raise money and qualify for federal matching funds — we want to add an item to our Christmas wish list.
Remember when "Herb" claimed he raised $9 million in October? We want the media to follow up on that when campaign quarterly fundraising reports are due January 31, 2012.
Cain has such little acquaintance with the truth that we're sure he was lying about that, too.
Thank you in advance, Santa!
P.S.: "Herb" Cain is a buffoon who jokes (and then said he was serious) about killing Mexicans with an electrified border fence. So it wasn't surprising today that he used a tasteless phrase about "skinning cats." But we're still offended.
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