Thursday, December 1, 2011

"We Have So Much Time and So Little to See"

By Miss Kubelik

Perhaps over the last several weeks, as the drip-drip of the "Herb" Cain revelations has continued, you've wondered — as any normal person would — what ol' "Herb" could have been thinking. How could he have so brazenly run for President on the assumption that all these, um, female problems wouldn't be revealed?

We cats were wondering a version of that ourselves, when we saw that Cain is planning to officially open a campaign headquarters in Atlanta on Saturday — but may decide to drop out of the race on Sunday. What's that about? Who would attend such a silly and pointless event if the candidate himself might throw in the towel before the weekend is out?

The only conclusion we can come to — and it applies to the "What was he thinking?" question as well — is that "Herb" Cain has tremendous contempt for the Republican primary voter.

Freepers, the ball's in your court.

UPDATE, December 2: Ooooh! It looks like "Herb" isn't waiting until Sunday after all, and will "announce" something tomorrow instead. But nobody knows what. We cats wonder, who the heck cares? This man is ridiculous — a buffoon who got into the race on a lark. It's like Tony Robbins is running for President. We're done with him.

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