We cats would like to think that if the Rapture had actually happened today, we would have been the first to be recruited to the big political Jesus Tent in the Sky.
And why not? We know that we're superior beings — yet we harbor no contempt for any lesser creatures (except Republicans). Surely the Son of God would forgive us that one transgression, since the current GOP goes against everything He ever taught.
Alas, alack, May 21 has passed uneventfully, and we're back at Square One. While we are disappointed, we have only one request this evening.
Going into 2012, can the Republican Party please agree to acknowledge the following? That 1) evolution is a fact, 2) climate change is a problem we should deal with, and 3) perhaps we should raise the U.S. debt ceiling to ensure that the world does not end after all? Just wondering.
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