Friday, May 27, 2011

We'd Rather Hear About Babs, Thank You

By Miss Kubelik

So in their usual lemming-like fashion — since they wouldn't pay the least bit of attention if she looked like Barbara Mikulski — the media are falling all over themselves to speculate about a 2012 run by the famous quitter from Alaska.

Goodness gracious, please spare us cats. Although we freely admit to being thrilled about anything that roils the clown college that passes for the 2012 Republican field, the reaction of the boys-not-yet-on-the-bus is pretty ridiculous. (Lawrence O'Donnell, you are excused from this.)

The other day, the callow and often lazy Chris Cillizza of The Washington Post even bemoaned the fact that he couldn't read the famous quitter's tiny little mind. "So, we wait," he writes in implied hushed tones, "and read the tea leaves."

We cats say — no, dude, you don't have to wait. You can call out Sarah Palin's hypocritical, cowardly, money-grubbing butt, by ignoring her. (But no. You'd rather faux-whine about the monster you helped create.)

Oh, well. Let's look on the bright side. Now Karl Rove will have to spend a lot of money and time, and call in a ton of chits, to try to stop her. That's money, time and chits he won't be able to spend on the House and Senate. We cats PURR.

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