Friday, April 15, 2016

Bernie Beware

By Miss Kubelik

We cats would never threaten other people in our party. (We leave that to the Republicans, who are proving very good at it.) But we have a quick word of warning for Bernie Sanders.

It dawned on us when we saw Barbara Boxer interviewed on MSNBC about last night's madcap Hillary & Bernie show: Boxer, a Hillary Clinton supporter, was restrained in her manner — but if you know anything about her, you could tell that she was really pissed off.

And since every female Democratic Senator except one has endorsed Clinton, we'd advise Sanders to think about the future — one in which he will no doubt return to the Senate, and one in which he will need to work once again with all those women.

So Bernie, you need to tone down your crankiness, your sarcasm, your yelling, and your disgusting accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton is not qualified to be President. There is no one — repeat, no one — running for the White House who is more qualified than she. If you don't do it to gain women's votes across America, Bernie, at least do it so that your Senate colleagues will not make your life miserable next year. We cats HISS.

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