Tuesday, February 7, 2012

And On Top Of Everything, It's Charles Dickens' 200th Birthday

By Miss Kubelik

We cats don't know about you, but we've had a very nice day. The Susan G. Komen foundation continued to crumble, and the America-hating Republican right kept up their outrage over Clint Eastwood's latest foray into advertising.

And of course, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals basically told the Mormon Church and its homophobic fellow travelers to take a hike. There are so many ways to celebrate this, but let's just say that the Family Research Council is not pleased.

So what could possibly put the icing on our cake? Well, howzabout if Rick "Don't Google My Name" Santorum wins a couple of states tonight? That would throw a monkey wrench in Willard Mitt Romney's plans.

With the Handel resignation and the tossing of Prop 8, the crazy, hating, nutbag base of the Republican Party has two very hot reasons to turn out for Santorum today. It could be Ricky's big break. We cats PURR.

UPDATE: We cats forgot to mention another possible motivator of the Santorum voters: the big contraception conflagration (gee, is it really 2012?). Our excuse is that it didn't cross our minds because, like all pets with responsible owners, we're fixed.

(IMAGE: Those people at Google are so clever!)

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