Friday, November 4, 2016

Things To Come

By Miss Kubelik

We cats can't wait for Bridget Kelly and Bill Baroni to get hauled off to the hoosegow. They richly deserve it — their vengeful George Washington Bridge "traffic study" was a threat to public safety. Now, if only those FBI jackasses who tipped off Rudy Giuliani can get the hoosegow treatment, too. (With Chris Christie right behind.)

Meanwhile, big weekend of GOTV coming up. We're not sure how much free time we'll have over the next few days, so we'll go out on a limb now and make a few election predictions. 1) Hillary Clinton will win. 2) Donald Drumpf will get more electoral votes than Willard Mitt Romney did. 3) But if early voting is any indication, Clinton will slay Drumpf in the popular vote.

With luck, a big popular-vote win for Hillary will suppress any temptation for Drumpf to whine and cavil and refuse to concede. And since Republicans know so much about suppressing things, we're sure they'll relate. We cats PURR and HISS at the same time.

UPDATE: Well, we went two for three! Unfortunately, we were wrong on the most important one.

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