Thursday, February 9, 2017

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Trump Is A LOSER Edition

By Sniffles

Well, it looks like we'll have the rule of law in this country for at least a few more hours: The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has refused to reinstate the Muslim ban. But we still have the night to get through — knowing that Trumplethinskin will be sitting in The Residence, getting madder and madder, tweeting goodness knows what else and listening to heaven knows who.

We'll check in the morning to see how many more demoralizing attacks he's made. In the meantime, here are some other stories that have captured our attention.

We cats were just rushing off to Nordstrom when we heard what Kellyanne Conway did on FOX "News" today. It must be serious, because even Jason Chaffetz is upset. You know what we say? LOCK HER UP!

Remember back when, in a phone call with journalists, Rancid Pieface referred to President Obama as "Osama," and continued to do so even after reporters corrected him? We think that every Democratic Senator on the dais during the upcoming Supreme Court hearings should call Neil Gorsuch "Judge Garland" to his face.

How did Rafael Cruz, Jr. get into Harvard when he doesn't know American history? Wasn't he around during the Johnson Administration? Has he never heard of LBJ's legendary quote, after signing the Civil Rights Act of 1964, that the Democratic Party had "lost the South for a generation"? (It's been a lot longer than that, Mr. President.) Where does Cruz think all those racists went? To the Green Party? Does Cruz not know that the Ku Klux Klan endorsed Donald Drumpf? Cruz's KKK comment is so stupid, we think Rafael must have been homeschooled.

Finally, it's pretty neat that five New England Patriots are refusing to go to the White House for their Super Bowl celebration. And we're sure that the Trump-loving Freepers are outraged. You remember the Freepers — those same guys who were thrilled when the Ryder Cup golfers wanted to boycott Bill Clinton? What goes around, comes around, folks. We cats PURR.

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