Monday, February 13, 2017

We May Be Down One Of Our Nine Lives

By Sniffles

Scared yet? It's only been three weeks into the Trump debacle, and the terror is mounting by the day.

Not thanks to ISIS or al-Qaeda, of course: It's all because of the incompetent nutjobs who 77,000 measly voters in November put at the head of the federal government. On top of the confusion over China, the mad scramble over North Korea on Saturday night, and now, newly clear evidence why Trump & Bannon were so eager to fire Sally Yates — we're all creeping ever-closer to midnight on the Doomsday Clock.

(By the way, you do know that had a Democrat handled a national security crisis the way Trump did at Mar-A-Lago, he/she would not just be impeached by now, but convicted — right?)

Well, as frightened as we all are, we cats are here to tell you: The Trumpsters are scared, too — of a former Republican Congressman from Florida named Joe Scarborough. How do we know? Today's Twitter feud between Sean Hannity and the Morning Joe crowd over Scarborough's attack on the Hispanic hater and voter-fraud liar Stephen Miller.

We're sure that Hannity doesn't do a thing without the blessing of this crazy White House. Which, as far as we're concerned, is proof hiding in plain sight that Trump is worried that Scarborough (a TV star, remember) will challenge him in 2020. That is, if he — and the rest of us — make it that far. We cats HISS.

UPDATE, Feb. 14: We cats rest our 2020 case. Scarborough has wasted no time this morning, going after Kellyanne Conway as a clueless liar on Michael Flynn. We can hear Sean Hannity's knickers twisting right now.

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