Monday, February 6, 2017
We Are All Bowlers Now
We cats are very upset that Lady Gaga's performance at last night's Super Bowl ignored the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.
Okay, we're probably late to that joke, but we don't care. Kellyanne Conway's pissy response to the witty mocking she's endured on the interwebs after bitching about a media-ignored terrorist attack that never happened is just one of the aspects of the Bowling Green kerfuffle that amuses us most. "Honest mistakes abound," Conway tweeted crossly, demanding an indulgence that she grants to none of her adversaries.
It's all rubbish, anyway. Conway tried to claim that she meant to say "terrorists" instead of "massacre," but if you read her original quote, "terrorists" makes no sense. ("...Two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre,” she said.)
Pretty soon Conway will be claiming that this eight-person Trump rally had a crowd of thousands. (And did those eight people salute the victims of Bowling Green?) We cats HISS.