Sunday, January 13, 2019

Lest We Furr-get: The Previously Worst

This dude used to top historians' lists of Worst President Ever because he punted on preventing the Civil War. He also doesn't look like the brightest bulb in the chandelier, does he?
Then James Buchanan got lucky, because about 60 years later this jackass came along. With his Teapot Dome scandal and his mistress in the closet, Warren Harding taught America what a mistake it was to elect a guy because he "looked" like a President.
Finally, there's old Tricky Dick, who would have been impeached and removed from office for obstruction of justice if he hadn't resigned first.

These three Presidents are all pretty terrible — greedy, inept, power-mad, resentful, weak, the list of adjectives goes on and on — but we'll say this for them: None of them colluded with a hostile foreign power against America. We cats HISS.

P.S. Yes, we cats know we left out George W. Bush, the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived from the pre-Trump era. We will deal with him soon in a separate post.

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