Wednesday, January 30, 2019

There Is A God

By Baxter

Sarah Huckabee Sanders says that God not only exists, He wanted Benedict Donald to be President.

We cats don't presume to know what God really wants. (We're gods, and we find that rather rude.) But here's a little development that God just allowed to happen — and we don't think it's quite the kind of thing Sarah Sanders would have in mind.

Attorneys for the Governor's office in Kentucky — currently occupied by an insufferable teabag, Matt Bevin — are demanding $225,000 from former County Clerk Kim Davis. It's payback for violating gay couples' civil rights when she refused to marry them.

Ain't America great? It doesn't matter whether Bevin is a religious nut like Davis or not. Secular government is secular government, and the bottom line is this: As the attorneys will argue in court tomorrow, Davis completely failed to do her job — one of the requirements of which is to issue marriage licenses.

Or should we say, "was"? Because Kim Davis's fat ass was handed to her in the last election. We cats PURR.

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