Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Grisham, Gross

By Sniffles

Why are American taxpayers footing the bill for Stephanie Grisham's salary? She does nothing, not even White House press briefings. Note to Steph: Gurl, you need to give back every penny you haven't earned, before we come to get it from you.

When Grisham does deign to do her job, she lies. We're all still wondering whether we can trust her statements on Benedict Donald's sudden trip to Walter Reed this weekend. (Spoiler: We can't.) In the meantime — maybe to deflect attention? — she's made up a ridiculous story about outgoing Obama staffers leaving hate notes for Trumpsters to find. In every office, she said.

Republicans have tried this crap before. Remember the lies the Bush 43 people told about missing computer keys and other alleged pranks by the departing Clinton folks in January 2001? Total fiction. And now, Grisham has had to walk her accusations back.

Grisham deserves tp join Stephen Miller, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kirstjen Nielsen in the Can't-Eat-In-Public-Restaurants Club — although it's a pretty cushy punishment when you consider that Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman and his family may have to be moved to a military base for their safety. We cats HISS.

(IMAGE: Mug shots of Stephanie Grisham after her drunk driving arrests in 2013 and 2015.)

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