Thursday, November 28, 2019

The Irishman

By Zamboni

It would have been great to have been at Washington's famous Irish pub, The Dubliner, Wednesday night — to see former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley bitch-slap Homeland Security Trumpster Ken Cuccinelli.

Both went to Gonzaga College High School, whose alumni regularly gather at the pub on Thanksgiving Eve. (Who knew?) And as soon as O'Malley saw Cuccinelli walk in, he got in the Cootch's face.

The topic? Immigration and family separation, and shortly after the tongue-lashing began, Cuccinelli turned tail and ran. Later, O'Malley texted a reporter and accused Cuccinelli of being "the son of immigrant grandparents who cages children for a fascist President."

Gosh! We're in love. Where was this Martin O'Malley in 2016, instead of the fade-into-the-wallpaper guy who briefly ran for President that year? Somebody let us know, please. In the meantime, may Cuccinelli, Kirstjen Nielsen, Stephen Miller and their Trumpster ilk never, ever be able to walk into a pub, restaurant or any public space without being harassed out of it — for the rest of their lives. We cats PURR.

(PHOTO: Alex Wong/Getty Images. A Cuccinelli-eye view of Martin O'Malley the other night.)

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