Monday, January 27, 2020

Bolton'd

By Hubie and Bertie

Ever wonder why the Republicans don't just dump Trump and let Mike Pence (gah) become President? Pence is a fool, of course, but the press would give him a honeymoon that would make your head spin (gah again). The GOP might even be able to stanch the bleeding in some of the battleground states, simply because Pence is not Trump.

But they stand stubbornly by him. It's mystifying.

Is it all Kompromat? Does Lady Lindsey truly not understand that everybody already knows he's gay? Did every Republican receive Russian rubles via the NRA? What was it, billions? The mind reels.

The only thing we can think of is that nobody wants to be the fourth Senator, or the 51st Senator, or whatever the number is of the person who first steps over the (to them) unthinkable line. But they'd better decide soon, because the Bolton revelations haven't stopped. In fact, more came out tonight. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

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