Awhile back, the sociopath who currently occupies the Oval Office suggested that football players who were taking a knee against police brutality "maybe shouldn't be in the country." Funny — a heck of a lot of Republicans have been behaving far worse than that, and we haven't noticed Benedict Donald agitating to throw them out. Here are our latest nominees for that dubious prize.
Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds — She appeared with white supremacist Congressman Steve King at a pre-election rally, but has decided to scold him now for being a hater. Does her picture go in the dictionary under the entry for "hypocrite," or "coward"?
Log Cabin Republicans — They should book their plane tickets if they refuse to protest the consensus choice to succeed Steve Stivers as the next head of the Republican Congressional Campaign Committee, Tom Emmers. Yes, that Tom Emmers, the anti-gay Minnesota gubernatorial candidate whose campaign contribution from Target in 2010 caused us cats to shun the retailer ever since.
Mitch McConnell — He should be booted out forthwith for posting a photo of the "incoming class of Republican Senators," which included Florida's first Martian Governor, Rick Scott, whose election to the Senate is not yet a fact.
Donald Trump — Yep, we have to include him, and only partly because he'd be pissy about not winning his own "MYSBITC" prize. Today he said that voter fraud is rampant because people change their clothes and return to the polls to vote again. As observers we respect have pointed out, this could be a case of total derangement over venality. We cats think it's a bit of both. And we HISS.
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