Wednesday, November 21, 2018

We Are Also Grateful For Canada

By Miss Kubelik

Canada is such a welcome refuge for the Thanksgiving holiday. Nobody at our dinner table supports Trump. Everyone in Canada hates him.

Why else? Because Canada, at 40 percent, is the US's biggest supplier of imported oil — not Saudi Arabia, at a paltry 11 percent.

Besides which, as the CBC has noted, "Saudi Arabia has sought to boost oil prices by promising to pump fewer barrels in December. A week ago, it backed a proposal for OPEC nations to cut production by one million barrels per day."

So, on the eve of Thanksgiving, what's the bottom line? That Canada is a better friend to "America First"! Plus, Canadians don't murder and dismember journalists! We cats are using lots of Donald Trump-y exclamation points because we love Canada! And we PURR.

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