Friday, November 16, 2018

Slow Wave

By Zamboni

Can we all just agree that America had a blue wave on November 6?

One of the reasons we know is that crazy right wingers like Lou "Doddering" Dobbs are inventing wild stories about the outcome having been swayed by the votes of non-citizens. Gosh, when will somebody close the coffin lid on that guy?

But more important than Republicans making up fairy tales is the fact that House seats keep flipping. For example, Democrat Gil Cisneros has pulled in front in California's 39th district, and his lead is steadily growing. (The snowflake Republican is, as you'd imagine, squawking. Boy, they sure hate it when votes get counted, don't they?)

What looked like a respectable snag of the House on Election Night could become a game-changing triumph of 40 seats in the end. We like this. First, because it keeps the "Democrats win" story on the front page — second, because it's apparently driving Donald Trump crazy.

So the country might just be a little saner soon. We're about to hit the road to Canada in the snow, but in the meantime, we're savoring the notion of that slow-moving blue tsunami, washing over America. We cats PURR.

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