Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Fashion Statement

By Sniffles

We cats have occasionally gotten mad at Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND). The first time was when she voted against expanding background checks to gun shows and Internet sales. (Apparently 20 dead six-year-olds at Sandy Hook Elementary couldn't convince her.) The second was just recently, when she agreed to meet with the sociopath in the White House about a possible Cabinet post.

But that's all changed now, because North Dakota's lone House member, Republican Kevin "Bad-Looking White Pantsuits" Cramer, might run for Heidi's Senate seat in 2018.

Thanks, Congressman — by insulting not just your Democratic colleagues but Hillary Clinton and every woman who voted for her, you've just guaranteed that we'll send a check to Heidi now. Maybe even a pretty big one. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

(P.S. The white pantsuits were fabulous, by the way.)

No comments: