We cats have occasionally gotten mad at Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND). The first time was when she voted against expanding background checks to gun shows and Internet sales. (Apparently 20 dead six-year-olds at Sandy Hook Elementary couldn't convince her.) The second was just recently, when she agreed to meet with the sociopath in the White House about a possible Cabinet post.
But that's all changed now, because North Dakota's lone House member, Republican Kevin "Bad-Looking White Pantsuits" Cramer, might run for Heidi's Senate seat in 2018.
Thanks, Congressman — by insulting not just your Democratic colleagues but Hillary Clinton and every woman who voted for her, you've just guaranteed that we'll send a check to Heidi now. Maybe even a pretty big one. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
(P.S. The white pantsuits were fabulous, by the way.)
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