Wednesday, March 22, 2017

What We'd Like To Do, But Can't.


By Baxter

We cats were going to comment on the absurdity of you-know-who's lawyers targeting a 17-year-old computer programmer for her animated kitten-punching-and-scratching-Donald-Trump website. But we'll let her reaction to Trump's threat speak for itself:

"I was going to just let this go," young Lucy from San Francisco said. "But I think it’s, pardon my French, fucking outrageous that the President of the United States has his team scouring the Internet for sites like mine to send out cease-and-desist [letters] and legal action claims if we don’t shut down."

We cats tried to get to so we could enjoy a little punching and scratching for ourselves — but alas, we couldn't connect. We demand an FBI investigation! In the meantime, we HISS.

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